Collection: MUZZLES

If you ABSOLUTELY have to wear one, you might as well have some fun with it!

(But even then, you're still participating in a dark Luciferian initiation ritual - Just sayin')
 
How did the health of the human race survive all this time before the greatest scientific discovery in history–the woven cloth face covering!? The weave size doesn’t even matter! Because the magic lies deep within the virtue-signaling properties. Corporate science rocks!
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  • MASK PRIVILEGE
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  • MASK PRIVILEGE - FREE HUGS
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  • MASK PRIVILEGE -- Bill Gates is Not a Doctor, Black
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  • MASK PRIVILEGE -- FAKE SCIENCE
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  • MASK PRIVILEGE -- Fear Porn
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  • MASK PRIVILEGE -- I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE
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  • MASK PRIVILEGE -- Let's Make Out, Black
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  • MASK PRIVILEGE -- Mind Control Device, Black
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  • MASK PRIVILEGE -- MOIST
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  • MASK PRIVILEGE -- PETRI DISH
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  • MASK PRIVILEGE -- Petri Dish, Black
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  • MASK PRIVILEGE -- SILENCED
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  • MASK PRIVILEGE -- SILENCED
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  • MASK PRIVILEGE -- VIRTUE SIGNAL
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